From the album Voyeur Princess

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Lyrics

Beauty Treatment

I’m gonna get me a beauty treatment
Yeah a day of that is all that I need
I’ll get a mudpack, a facial and a body massage
And then a long warm nap in a bed of seaweed.

Then I’ll get me a high dollar haircut
And an aromatherapy shampoo
A manicure, a pedicure, and every cure I can endure
To get me over losing you.

Then I’ll get me a whole body waxing
They’ll just dip me in a big vat and wait
And when I finally come out
I’ll be as hairless and pink
As a chicken marinating on a plate


To top off this queenlike treatment
They’ll give me lots of mineral water and tea
I’ll be so well-hydrated by the end of the day
You couldn’t tell an aqua-pillow from me.

A day of sybaritic pleasure
Intermittent pain and pressure
Will not make a Cyndi Crawford out of me.
But when I’m spending all my money
Getting spritzed with milk and honey
I feel just like an Anais Nin fantasy.

A day of sybaritic pleasure
Intermittent pain and pressure
Will not make an Uma Thurman out of me
But when I’m spending all my money
Getting rubbed with something runny
I’ll just indulge that little Brad Pitt fantasy.

Then I’ll get me a high dollar haircut
And an aromatherapy shampoo
A manicure, a pedicure
And every cure I can endure to get me over losing you.

Copyright 1996 Marilyn A. Rucker