Marilyn Rucker

Lyrics

Elon Musk (Obsequious Loyalty Oath to)
E-e-e-e-e-lon
Our joy and thanks we bring
E-e-e-e-e-lon is our new God Techno King

He makes us snazzy, speedy cars
Run on ‘lectricity (Vrooom)
And someday soon
They’ll drive us round
While we sleep and watch tv. (Snooze)

He plans to conquer
All the world
And then the galaxy
We are swept and mopped and dusted up
By his virtuosity!

E-e-e-e-e-lon
Our joy and thanks we bring.
E-e-e-e-e-lon is our new God Twitter King.

He flings forth rockets
At the skies
Leaves satellites in their wake
His capsules aren’t as phallic
As some bill’naires we could name. (Bezos)

And he plans to make us neurolinks
For the singularity
We’ll merge with our AI masters
Who’ll include our new god king!

E-e-e-e-e-lon
Worshipfully we sing:
E-e-e-e-e-lon is our new God Techno King.

So what if he pays far less tax
Than the guy who cleans his pool?
He bravely tweets and taunts Putin
He will beat him in a duel!

Who blasphemes and calls him vain
And full of heated air?
Who gives a flip
What you peasants think?
He’s a genius zillionaire!
(He’s the richest twit, he’s the richest yet, and his hair’s a perfect square!)

E-e-e-e-e-lon
Obsequious, we sing:
E-e-e-e-e-lon is our new God Emperor King.
E-e-e-e-e-lon
E-e-e-e-e-lon
E-e-e-e-e-lon
O benevolent god king emperor
Of Elon Musk we sing!