Band: Piano and Vocals: Marilyn Rucker, Sax and vocals: Karyn Lane, Sax and clarinet: Don Denzin, Bass: Gary Feist, Drums: Masumi Jones

A tribute song created on the occasion of the wedding of Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos, who rented out the entire city of Venice, sent Lauren to space, and achieved other heights of conspicuous consumption deserving of historical note. (This was a current events song but now it's a folk song.) Set to the luscious melody of Besame Mucho by Consuelo Valeszuez.

Lyrics

Bezos me. Emin6/Emin6/Amin6/Amin6
Bezos me mucho.
Buy me a yacht as big as the Aegean Sea. Dmin6 E7b9/F#min7 B79/Emin6/Emin6
Bezos me. Bmin7 b5/E7b9/Amin6/Amin6
Bezos me mucho.
I’ll wear a corset so tight you will not see me breathe. Emin6 C#min7/F#b9 b7b5 B79/Emin6/Emin6

Your ex-wife Mackenzie’s Amin6/Emin6/F#b7 B7b5/Emin6
Creating a frenzy
Giving millions to those who’re in need
Let me assure you Amin6/Emin6/F#7 C7 b9/B7b9
That isn’t my style
Please spend all your money on me.

Bezos me Emin6/Emin6/Amin6/Amin6
Bezos me soon, Bro
Send me to space
In your huge, macho rocket and see.
I will be
Your sweet astronaut baby.
I’d go again but I won’t sit by Katy Perry

(Instrumental break)

Rent out all Venice
And ignore the menace
In the eyes of their citizenry.
You have the money
And I have the honey
And we’re the most prosperous bees.

Bezos me
Bezos me soon, bro.
Let’s seal the deal
With our over the top nuptial spree
Bezos me
Bezos me mucho
Time to get married
And live in obscene luxury.

You paid for Melania’s hagiography
At 75 mill that’s a steal
So what if you can’t run your newspaper now?
You never had the courage or will!

So Bezos me.
Bezos me soon bro
You don’t have to care and
You can’t wallow in self-pity.
You’re still one
Of the richest men ever!
And I’ll stay with you
Till someone with more money calls me!
Yes I’ll stay with you
Till Zuck or Elon summon me!