Band: Marilyn Rucker piano and vocals, Gary Feist: bass, Masumi Jones: drums

A true story ripped from today's science news headlines.

Lyrics

Dorito dust rubbed in
To a mouse's hairless skin
Turns the skin invisible
And reveals organs within.

So though Doritos are
Not a health food obviously
Thanks to their dye tartrazine
They might as well be.

And in a year or two
We'll be skipping x rays
And be dipped in nacho cheese dust
So our innards are displayed.

And if this news shocks you
Don't be snarky
Don't be mean
Remember when you're done
You can lick yourself clean.