Band: Band: Piano and Vocals: Marilyn Rucker, Sax and vocals: Karyn Lane, Sax and clarinet: Don Denzin, Bass: Gary Feist, Drums: Masumi Jones, Banjo: Johnny Serrano

Another true story ripped from the headlines and inserted into our brains. Sing along while you still can!

Lyrics

I’ve got seven plastic pen caps in my brain
I’ve got seven plastic pen caps in my brain
There’s no need to wonder why
I can no longer recite pi
I’ve got seven plastic pen caps in my brain.

Or they say that I could see it as a spoon
The pen caps could all just be one plastic spoon
That’s exactly what they said:
These little legos in my head
Add up to seven plastic pen caps or a spoon.

You might think I’m being spastic
Bout injesting microplastic
But my friends I didn’t ask
For this enhancement of my gasket
(Instrumental break)

We’ve got seven plastic pen caps in our brains
We’ve got seven plastic pen caps in our brains
There’s no need to wonder why
We voted for that stupid guy
We’ve got seven plastic pen caps
Or a big ol’ plastic spoon
In our water and our air
And all the garbage everywhere
And the plastic stash keeps growing
We can’t bring ourselves to care
Cause we’ve got too much friggin plastic in our brains!